When Trump does something horrible, like publicly ask a foreign country to investigate his political opponents or tell women of color in Congress to "go back where they came from," or pay off a pornstar to stay quiet about his adultery and then lie about it, refer to the following menu:
Choose as many as apply:
A) He didn't do it. Fake News
B) He did it, but it only seems wrong because failing left-wing media outlets make it sound worse than it is.
C) He did it, and it was wrong, but as long as he's keeping the gays/abortionists/immigrants in check, he can do whatever else he wants.
D) He did it, but he had to do it to Keep America Great
E) He did it, but the Democrats made him do it because they hate him.
F) He did it, but it doesn't matter because something that Obama/Hillary/Biden did was much worse (even if we don't know EXACTLY what that something is. Something about Benghazi or Kenya).
G) He did it, but it's good because it's making the liberals crazy.
H) He did it, but he didn't mean it, he was just making a hilarious (racism/treason/totalitarianism) joke.
I) He did it, but you only care because you hate him.
J) No, YOU'RE the racist!
