Sunday, December 14, 2008

Is There a Secret Gay Basketball League?

Not that there's anything wrong with it, but I think the new American Basketball Association, founded in 2000 and currently consisting of nearly 40 teams playing all over the world, is a closet gay baskteball league. Don't believe me? Let's look at some of the teams in this league:

The Youngstown Swish
The Charlotte Crossovers
The Alaska Dream
The Houston Takers
The South Texas Showboats
The Georgia GWizzlies
The Bahama All-Pro Show

And an honorable mention has to go to the Butte Bandits of the All American Professional Basketball League.

I think it's great that there is a gay professional sports league. As long as none of the players say they are "married to the game," they just might do all right.


James said...

"The Georgia Gwizzlies?" That's Village People "Cruisin'"-level subtlety right there.

Anonymous said...

There is a not secret Gay Basketball League: