-------------------------- Massage-O-Matic 5000?-------------------------Here's a story about how three people were killed by a Japanese foot massager. I enjoy stories like this because they are about people being killed in ways I am unlikely to die, which in my mind, raises the average lifespan among people like me who do not put themselves in ridiculous fatal situations. (Although I realize I am tempting fate by saying this...."Tonight at 11...blogger predicts his own unbelievable death!"). Here are other situations that I am happy to hear killed people:
1. Mountain Climbing (especially if the victim chose to climb in a particularly dangerous way, no oxygen, no communication devices, no food, no warm clothes, etc.)
3. Murdered by a Japanese Foot Massager (see above)
8. Huffing
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